Unlocking an Old Jeep Door
Floating Down the Norwalk River
Going Hog Wild
The Gate Was Chained Shut and Locked
My Key Won’t Work
UPS Is Taking Over the Post Office
Spinning Donuts in the Police Parking Lot
Do I Smell Gas?
Can You Say, “Stuck on a Stump” Ten Times Fast?
It Sounds Like You Have Some Internal Problems
You Might Want to Stand Back a Little
Well, That *+^# of a $^@* Will Really Get it When I See Him!
Watch Out For Those Inner Tubes!
Baby doll negligei? neglege? ...nightgown
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Gloria
Is It Too Cold Outside to Get Naked?
Excuse Me, Sir....eerrr...aaahhh....Ma’am
Hey! You Don’t Look Like Santa Claus.
No Swimsuit Required
Let ME Bend Over and Pick That Up For You
It Was a Hot Summer Day
Pass the Irish Whiskey!
She Was Showing Me All She Had
Love Me Tender
All In a Day’s Work
Yes. It is HOT!
A Compilation of Various Carrier’s Route Check and Street Observation Bloopers and
Blunders -
Suddenly I Felt a Renewed Chill!
That Reminds Me of Another Story
LLV Hearse Service
